Ok hear me out

You're telling me they're not?

That is just a normal Eastern European highway.

I would like to see the figure 8 busdriver race while they are intoxicated

Nascar is like dumbed down racing

So if its drunk nascar wouldn't it just be a typical Friday night?

You get disqualified for having a BAC level under 0.25%

Isn't that like a requirement? For drivers and fans?

Nascar but they all turn right

go and watch the South Park episode Poor and stupid. Season 14 Episode 6 you are gona love it.

So no change at all?