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Dearest Frederick.  I received the penile portrait after a fort night. The image is lain against the Chesterﬁeld as I may look upon it during seIf-stimulation. Enclosed I have included  a new photograph of my womb entrance.  Sincerely, Josephine

The good old times ....

When comedian make better rap than real rappers

The importance of the seatbelt.

Woman had jaw replaced after it 'dislocated as she stretched her mouth to eat a KFC stacked burger'

People, KFC ain't good for you.

Dungeon finder in every MMO i played so far

Scottish Greetings

EBAVIIY MIWIE BIIIIGET sum mum nounns  AV  DON'T lEI GO  It‘s funny how a space mission is cheaper than a movie

Hell yeah

”Ronald's guna give it to ya" "Oh yeah? How?"

Give it to me baby

So mday i got so bored i I wore my old burger king clothes.,.N i went out (a the Burger King out Owings Mills ..I  told them i was me store manager L: Hired two people  Suspended one and I gave some Pretty Girl a raise ; ; #Burgerking @ Baltimore, Maryland

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