Sign at a local establishment

I mean when you ask so politely. I’ll go in the kitchen

What do you mean I can’t drink Coke in the bathroom ?

I’ll go back to the hooker’s plastic tits

but why?

Never understood this rule. Why, other than if the police bust you somehow then they can say “see, we don’t condone this”.

Why do people shit and pee in the coke room?

So it's pepsi then.

From the movies, it looks like a quick inhale. So can be done on the dining table? Or bar?