Daaammn

Åhhh stupid teenager love. That was the time when nothing was very cringe. If you don't agree try it on you wife or gf older than 25

Sounds clever, yet its success rate strongly depends on how much time the partner takes to realize the joke.

Stupid ass kid shit but aight

Rebecca is at it again...

Nowadays girls block you so fast you don't even get the chance to explain.

If she leaves that easily, she isn't worth keeping. Don't chase manipulative women.

You think you played her but you played herself... If all it takes for her to dump you is this hypothetical bullshit, she should have dumped you.