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Its also easier when youre horni

But you can balance the canister.

this is kind of dark but I am very proud I was the one who did this...I carried my dad to the car when he died at home...it was kidney failure..he was at least 130kgs at the time.

Ass or gas. Know the difference.

Who’s ever seen a self balancing woman? In jest, of course.

When what was hard?

Try lifting a 15kgs box that is too big.

Bullshit, most ppl don't know how to hold themselves when they are carried and it's usually little difference between that and a dead person. The only reason it feels easier is that you either don't carry the woman for that long or you're a bit of a bitch and hard steel on soft meat is uncomfortable.

Power of horny, underestimate you do, young padawan.
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