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thesimpleguy

Delete 9 gag now, you are no longer one of us. Congrats tho.

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cabtv

i' sorry for your loss

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lalorosado420

...hol’up. does this mean you getting the seks right now?

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puddingbulletx

Pics of “she” for virtual judgement . It’s not to late to flee to mexico OP

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kopilu

To what? Anal?

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cha0sbreaker

So she ate the last cookie from the cookie jar, now what are you gonna do about it?

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balancer

This was the question: Do you accept this very expensive jewelry from me for free? (does not qualify as a contract)

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drafauzi

All the best!

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benitorex

You will now rise and go join the ranks of Gods above us mere peasants. Go now, and fulfill your duty. All jokes aside, congrats my brother and may you both be blessed with lifelong happiness!

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infrnalcoldfire

Congrats man on your Ascension

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