Now that's a thing to show your family.. your mom must be so proud of you. You know who the dad is?
From a linguistic point of view this is perfectly accurate. Precum is a real word in Romanian, translating to "such as" or "like (comparison)".
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Bitch had an affair and needs a father for the offspring
Or "yeah baby, I swear I pulled out before I came"
Well it's called pre-cum not fake-cum. Why are people so stupid?
Ok so now you know precum is a thing. You know abortion is a thing too?