45 Comments
theautocorrect
Don't eat that
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moir_moir
So what you're saying is eat your own supply so the washing machine thief's don't steal your crusty jizz socks?
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hararar
Ahh the sement hard sock
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reeeeedemtion
as a non American, can someone tell me why you would use a sock?!?
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arminlalala
why did the sperm cross the road
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epic_commenter
I've never seen or heard anyone fap on a sock other than American Pie movies
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fiat_earther_
never heard about anyone in reality using a sock to masturbate. is that an american thing? or just a TV myth?
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toows
Can't believe sock masturbation is a real thing
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shakeymech
That's disgusting. I mean, tissue is better. I just hope you use fresh socks though.
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Crispy sock with some mystery there....