No weirdos

Ok, but only if I can play the pipes with electric clippers uder full charge on my nipples

I don't play the bagpipes. . . .Can I still come though ? It sounds fun.

Hey I'll have to learn how to play but sounds like fun

I can't play the bagpipes for shit, but if I do say so myself, I know how to masturbate like a Demigod... I mean... OP, if you're ever looking for a cocaine buddy.

I can play backpipes with my asshole while smoking meth

...... because professionals have standards.

I'll do it. But I can only play Nickelback songs on the bagpipes.

Normal people are considered weird in front of weird people.

I'm not falling for this again. Last guy didnt even show up in the cemetery like we agreed.