Don't make the same mistake as Tom

Did he ask for a big cock?

What did he ask for, a giant rooster?

Yeah, one of those is worthless without at least a starter deck of Magic: the Gathering.

Won best cock at the farmers market.

He asked for a chick

I wanted to upvote, OP... but you know the rules (and so do I)!

I don't get it. As far as i know a huge cock is the most wanted pet among men. That boy is lucky

Yea be specific guys...