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maremarekk

It's just about practice. Talk to yourself in english when you are alone. Like "now I need to cut the bread, ok, that would do it, where is the butter, oh here.. let's grab that slice and put it all over it, like this, yeah, take it you filthy slice of bread, you like that?"

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kapten_x

Reading scientific paper in English

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tokerutaichou

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get gooder.

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acefirefist90

English I speak when I'm drunk

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igrammarnaziu

It's okay. Most Americans can't speak it worth a shit anyway.

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debilator

I learn english from grand theft auto… at least it was until I fucked everything up.

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zapppz

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fadlyardhiansf

Absolutely :(

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alfonso_u_mad

Your tongue being not used to speaking English.

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imjussayin

I want to share something odd that happened to me a few days ago. so i work in IT and there's usually frequent calls with our European clients. in one of the calls, I heard them saying the F word. in mean this is a serious official call. is it normal for a European to say fuck without the repurcussions?

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