You wake up Christmas day and Mommy like this, what you do ?

I'm going to pretend I'm adopted... Like always.

I will fck your mommy!

siblings

What every I want because it's clear to me im still sleeping and dreaming

Ask for a sandwich

Your mommy is hot. I would tap that.

Since we are not I Alabama. Probably get her a robe or some shit like that. You guys are animals

If that's mom, I'm now from Alabama, yeeee haaaw.