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vicknows555

Will pubes help too?

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acpacp

Don't tell the middle East know.. they will use human heads to dunk and soak up that shit.

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tamtudy113

Cool, let's make human farms and bread them for their hair. We do with animals too.

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fernandofc19

Cherokee hair tampons

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essentialtolife

I've got lots of human hair. Like at least 5 victims worth.

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olde_music_guy

I know a guy in Germany who has TONS of human hair that he's stashed away for about 80 years. He said he was just waiting for the market for it to come around. I have no idea how he got it, he must have been a barber.

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chaos_machine12

Why cut hair though ? Can't we just dunk our heads inside the Ocean and absorb the oil ?

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saitine

Too much oil, not enough hairs.

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the_perfectcell

I mean we cut it and it gets throw. Away I don't see why we can't cut it and ship it off to these people

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veriskemrakroya

so we only need what? 10 to 90 thousand tons worth of hair per spillage? i wonder why we havent done it before...

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