Why would she sit on your face sideways? So you could get pink eye?
If this is anatomically possible, you might be in Thailand.
Why? You don’t have chair?
When she sits on your face doing a 69 and the smell reminds you that she’s been out all day. Because the position of the asshole is directly on your nose
That made me laugh more than I care to admit
I had one session when a femdom sat on my face and wiped her ass on my tongue. That was AMAZING!