Plot twist: It's vegetarian pizza.
the people have spoken : your cooking sucks
Afterwards: I fart in your general direction!
Make a pizza.
If your heartily goes isn't tasty too, then you should re-evaluate your cooking
Pizza IS healthy. Just make it yourself or buy an actual pizza, and not the cheap fast food shit you find around.
Fixed it for you. People forget that healthy food doesn't have to be boring and tasteless.
My kid asked me one time: What disgusting thing are going to cook today?
Just make pizza everyday