Had Mexico Taco last night and dear God, I shat lava this morning

Every time I have the tacos with "macho" sauce in hooters I shit lava too First time I ordered while I was drunk and it was so hot it made me sober

Dude stop eating junkfood and go with a normal diet.

Pathetic, ya´ll motherfuckers need to eat real food more often

The poop will be resting not you.

You sure you wanna Taco bout it?

Hey bro, you shouldnt take it lightly bro. Theres a lot of sickness that has something to do with how you poop. Therefore,, Can you send me a picture of your butthole bro ? Im a real doctor, i might be able to find ehats wrong with your digestive system. Heres my real doctor sertificate bro. So send me a picture of your butthole, maybe I can help bro.

Because you can go out there and take a rest from people and won't be questioned