Goddammit, someone reanimate this man's bones. The world needs him.
I've been in at least 3 buildings that Theodore Roosevelt has been in.
You are fat adnap with Loren Legarda arms at 27
I love Roosevelt’s trustbusting but I can’t support his Warhawk imperialism
Honestly why can’t girls be honest to each other? Like it builds this stupid precedent for when they get into relationship which makes them think I’m an asshole for just answering honestly. My gf gained a bit of weight. Tried on some jeans and asked me if she looked fat. I said “you look great, but in case you haven’t noticed there’s a bit of a muffintop” She ignored the first part and got upset about me calling her fat. Which I didn’t even do btw but I guess it’s implied. So I’m just supposed to constantly lie to her? I don’t think that’s ok
My Grandma: "Do you even fit in your clothes anymore?"
Why are women 90% full of shit?
is Theodore Roosevelt really a good man? I've seen him in Scrooge mcDuck's comics and he's portrayed as this awesome man with honor there. But knowing 9gag, I know you guys will dig out dirt. Just curious
Somebody clone Roosevelt we need him more than ever
If you have to ask if you are fat, then yes, you are fat.