What if they actually measured? Like bigger people got bigger portions. 

Brought out a tape measure. Yells to kitchen 12” plate! 16” plate!

Nachos in Costa Rica

Gotta love them winter Australians

Me high as fuck, sitting with my parents, trying to remember where I know them from.

Who are you people

Cheeky Wanker

Lovely place to have some breakfast

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his chi|dren and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent- Winged Snitches concert."

Potter parent

I recently discovered that  I can’t play hard to get, because I’m already hard to want

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Gotta love them winter Australians

Who are you people

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Lovely place to have some breakfast

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