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darealpump

I'm at the stage of my career where I can freely choose whatever job I like best. If your company has a form for application, I will not apply.

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dnab_

"awesome culture" "Fast paced"

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catebaguette

Let’s expand the list. If your company asks for a cover letter, I’m not applying. If your company doesn’t post the salary on the job offer, I’m not applying. If your company has bad financial statements, I’m not applying. If your brand has bad notoriety, I’m not applying. If the job offer has suspicious wordings, I’m not applying. If your job offer talks about babyfoot etc, I’m not applying.

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radiodup

Oh. Now is linkedin post. Makes sense, cos linkedin now is filling with facebook crap.

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bonnie_gsd

Depending on the size of the company and the number of applicants, by filling out the application in addition to your resume, you are aiding them in data entry, so your information is then able to be searchable and sortable in a database. This is helpful for hiring managers to find those that meet their qualifications amongst hundreds/thousands. It’s not to piss you off or provide a hurdle. I’m just stating the fact of the matter, please don’t confuse that with I care about your opinion on the matter.

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enchanted_hair

Those of you who refuse to do fail to see it as the first test. And you've failed before you start. Well done.

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neithc

Cover letters are the most annoying and useless shit in todays times. Barely anyone even read it. I remember doing them like an idiot and they still asked retarted question which were told in the letter.

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fromgeek2freak

you'll get the hard copy of the form later, before the interview

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erikthered1000

This is to test your resolve. Otherwise they would receive thousands of CVs

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black_people_

job applications be like: answer yes or no. are you of euroasian descent ? are you 20 to 35 years old ? do you have a penis ? if you answered yes to all of them plese place this application on the desk on the left, if not plese place it in the blue bin on the right.

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