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braakbal

So what do you learn from this, follow your head, not your dick because same technique is used on humans for various reasons.

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noobielet

Gotta get dat moosecake tho

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thehiddenmemer

straight girls where evey date is with someone twice their strength who are constantly afraid for their life but still soldier on to get that dick anyway:

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dickish_archer

That's called natural selection and we deeply lack of it

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xath

I read everything as if I'm a nigga

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happybeerfriend

Lol

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putin_blyat

First half: How a white person would write it Second half: How a black person would write it

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nazibrick

Imagine you get there it's just a horse girl whose horse just died

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sovietotter

Very rarely females have a mating call - males are the ones calling, and others are coming to scare or fight the other guy, that came on their theritory. So the real story to imagine is: imagine sitting in your backyard with your friends and hearing some guy in your hause shouting (whith a terrible accent) that he is gona live here and this is his house now. You go there and get shot by a guy in a camo. *rides away on a moose* *is extremelly fun at parties *

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bellerophon2

So if you follow the "Milfs in your neighborhood want to get laid" ads you'll be shot? Interesting. Good that I never clicked on one.

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