When I put on some penaut butter in my pants

I just have to look at him and say 'Do you wanna... ' and he loses his shit before I even have to say the rest. Tis a beautiful thing.

My dog has recently started getting hyped when my alarm goes off because she knows I'm getting up

when my dog sees me  when i look at him  when i grab the leash  when i grab the snacks and say "let's walk"

Let's walk!

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Punctuation is important.

"I hope this email finds you well"  How the email found me:

Pf bipolarbear ' ' @BipolarBearDick  Iwant a Viking funeral but I don't have a boat so chuck my corpse onto some rich guy's yacht and set it on fire.

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