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sniffmywener

That's no way to talk about your mother!

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fbi_baldros

Good for u! U broke the 9gag seal

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jackofferman

She kinda just laid there though. And since I didn't know what I was doing at all, I couldn't get into it much. But, yes imagine a tall woman about 5'9", blonde (dyed) hair, perfect body (even compared to other women since and all I've seen online), tattoos, dimple piercings, rock star looking chick, in a skin tight dark yellow dress .. i just sorta regret I had to lose it that way. But it did help me with confidence and I had a one night stand with a coworker months later

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stefanroessling

Pictures or it did not happen

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i_c_iron

Still better than those who join the incel club and hate on women for being too dumb to get laid.

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lurkz

But how much did you pay tho....

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jo0stjo0st

I lose my virginity like this every week

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donksouls

Pro Tipp: Hookers usually are in a Hotel room or Apartment. Say you Just came from Work and If you can Take a quick Shower. They usually say yes because No one wants to have Sex with someone who smells Bad. That way you can save a Lot of warm Water at Home

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cappisen

You have to take it back from him then

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pannuhgaar

Congrats. U Should have done that 7 years ago

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