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Good for u! U broke the 9gag seal


She kinda just laid there though. And since I didn't know what I was doing at all, I couldn't get into it much. But, yes imagine a tall woman about 5'9", blonde (dyed) hair, perfect body (even compared to other women since and all I've seen online), tattoos, dimple piercings, rock star looking chick, in a skin tight dark yellow dress .. i just sorta regret I had to lose it that way. But it did help me with confidence and I had a one night stand with a coworker months later

Pictures or it did not happen

Still better than those who join the incel club and hate on women for being too dumb to get laid.

But how much did you pay tho....

I lose my virginity like this every week

Pro Tipp: Hookers usually are in a Hotel room or Apartment. Say you Just came from Work and If you can Take a quick Shower. They usually say yes because No one wants to have Sex with someone who smells Bad. That way you can save a Lot of warm Water at Home

You have to take it back from him then

Congrats. U Should have done that 7 years ago
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