I came first, if you know what I mean.

Because only chickens lay eggs

Glenn Danzig did not aged well...

as long the eggs were from a chicken

Using that reasoning I would have 30 people in my basement not 30 aborted fetuses. A chicken ≠ an egg

most people dont even know who he is!!!

It can also be an ostrich if you think about it more deeply

Once again, I'm burden with knowledge I do not want.

So ... A blowjob is cannibalism?

Depends on the eggs you're using....

This dude makes fucking great music. He’s an asshole though.