Is that socks thing real?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer: a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
that is not a dad joke. OP go suck a dick.
Son... let me tell you something, pay attention, please. If you're not a dad please don't even try, they're called dad jokes for a clear, simple reason. Dad jokes are called dad jokes because they're jokes dads tell their kids as if they were still 4 years old -- don't matter their actual age. Best I can do to this is call it "cousin joke" However, if you're a father, and you're telling this kind of joke to your children, I don't know, but maybe you should reconsider your relationship to them.
Dad's say in eastern Europe if my son is fucking it is like I am fucking, if my daughter is getting fucked it's like I am getting fucked