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zero1081

I will NEVER have 100 million dollars

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dicky_mcdickson

New York Times:

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jslukaunused

What rocket left earth's atmosphere in 1942? The first V2 was in 1944.

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strangebeard

make them write about hoverboards.

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kiryu_kazuma1

I recently heard someone say that affordable space travel (for normal people, not billionaires) will not happen in our lifetimes. Here's hoping that prediction was also wrong.

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fartyslartblast

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juskodai

you will never have a girlfriend. Becomes a Wizard

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germanafro30

I'm not showing with you 2 pills later......

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johnqmatthews1

Your mom will never stop being a Ho.

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sechuani

Dear scientists! This is not how you play "The NewYork Times says"! XD

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