When you find something like that (relative, rommate, whatever) you just pretend you didn't see it. Decent human beings don't try to humiliate the people they care about, or dead people, by exposing every nasty thing about them. So if you're surrounded by good people, smeone will know and will never tell anyone. And that someone will keep the ass for himself and fuck it too.
It’s not just an artificial ass, her name is Stacy and this is a serious relationship!
I left it in my will to be handed over to my son as a family heirloom.
‘You get up you filthy bastard’ - me talking to my body in 2069
This makes me think...
That's problem of the living, not mine. When you die you yourself are also free of any consequences it creates. That's one of the main appeals.
They sell artificial asses?!
The artifical ass...
I used to have a butt plug, but I imagined me dying and my family finding it and got rid of it