How to disappoint every student on campus

*Brings in cold pizza*

But it got their attention, smart move library...

I work in a library. This is absolutely necessary. Literally NOBODY reads signs.

I'd bring in pizza just for making that sign and then say so when I got stopped for it, and then continue to eat it until I was physically detained or finished my food, all while making uncomfortable eye contact that said "you brought this upon yourself with your terrible sign design". And then I'd do it again the next day.

A cousin of mine works in a large library, and she told me they need to be strict bc they already have a rat & mice population only with the "illegal" food

Who wants greasy, nasty fingers touching a book?!

How about a salad? Chips? Antipasto?