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theundeadslayer

And Lilith's divorce papers too .

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kiloleader3

whos gonna sign the certificate, genius?

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setinmyways

Its not premarital sex if you never get married.

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eyedea89

Sex was created by evolution and is meant to reproduce but now we have contraception so have all the fun you want

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deadlynicecream

Guys i fixed it

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synalpinsp

Keep your Twitter bullshit out of here.

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k1z560ql

How about righteous Lot getting drunk and fucked by his own daughters? Both conceived safely, by the grace of God.

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hairymonkey2

People who believe in god are stupid

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streetduster

I think that Gods command is enough in this case

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hellcat1988

If sex was "created" by your invisible sky wizard, why do all other species do it without being married? Why is the male g spot up the ass? Why aren't you seeing a properly licenced psychologist about this delusion you seem to be suffering from?

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