11 Comments
selami
What has all this got to do with big black cocks?
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wowkkwow
How did he know all that? Did he talk penguins? I won't even know if met another widowed human being without talking.
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username_404
Sure...why not.
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goegges
then orphaned, not widowed. or am i missing something? kinda bugged me while reading...
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turtle_girl
Upvote for fairy penguins!
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boipreto
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swatcyp
Shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on
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demonicsloth
Why does this look like a cut scene from a final.fantasy game?
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Yo how big is this Baumgartener family, I've seen the name so many times from different continents. Even Kevin from The Office is a Baumgartner