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alonepumkin

Once when I was 15 I was furiously masturbating around 7 in the morning on a Saturday. My Mom usually woke me up at 9 so I figured I had 2 hours before I needed to "wake up." Around 7:30 my mom bursts in the room with my Grandma and my Grandma's friends and I had a split second to hide under the covers and hide my phone. My Mom wanted to show my Grandma & her friends how we decorated the room. She said she heard noise in my room so figured I was up. I was beet red and sweating profusely. My Grandma and her Friends thought I was sick and kept trying to evaluate me and touch my forehead. I was so nervous because I didn't have any underwear and a split second from climax when they entered so my erection was throbbing. 15-ish minutes of hell.

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ronin21

Don't forget to mention you playing Hunie pop

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gamingraptorni

That happens to me all the time!!!

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chileanopitecus

thats why you lock the door

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thegaybandit

Cousin: I heard you're good with computers. Can you fix mine. Their computer: over heating, tons of malware, adware and viruses, no graphic drivers, dustier than my nana's attic, etc

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stevepeef

Mom; and this is where our big sad lives, haha. Guests; haha, yes.

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shit_everywhere

Yeah, "playing games"

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cavalinn

Showing the house to the guests is the most boomer behaviour ever

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knarx

It's like showing the bathroom while shitting in the toilet

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jleino_

Yeah this went around like " and here we have j..... YOU LITTLE SHIT DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM? WE GOT GUESTS OVER FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

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