At some point, he got a point

I appreciate this humor.

The weirdly sensation when you release the shit you are holding for the whole day.

when your body won't let you release it for 30+ mins, having to hold your stomach in pain . But when you finally release it; it feels better than sex

LOL

Well, a common excuse for being absent so yes.

This is good one

Hehe, that's good

I laughed at it. It's quite funny.