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that's me at 12:15 already
"Your new fridge will be delivered between 07:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m." Delivery fuck at 8:59 p.m.: "'ello gov'ner!"
I can do better: The postman says he will bring the package tomorrow. I sit at home all day waiting for the package. The package does not come. I go out for dinner and when I leave the house I see that there is a pick-up invitation because I was supposedly not at home.
i live on the corner of the street,... in a house, and the pakage guy stops in front of my window. i've been pavloved'd to check outside if i hear the package truck motor or the beep beep when he opens the truk door.
My package at 16:13
Glad for you, my life will be delivered between now and later. Still waiting.
So you make sure you get home at 12:15 to be on time for the package. Now there are two options; there is a pick-up invitation because I wasn’t home, or the package doesn’t get delivered that day at all.
You wait till15:30 and see the delivery guy not ringing but throwing a card on your porch about you not being there
Hermes be like "between 11 and 14" and then at 21 "sorry we missed you, maybe tomorrow" 5 days in a row while you didnt leave your front door for a single second
Then you go pee for 1 min and delivery driver rings the bell for 0.012 secs and is gone to the other end of the country once you manage to pull up your pants