Then you go pee for 1 min and delivery driver rings the bell for 0.012 secs and is gone to the other end of the country once you manage to pull up your pants
that's me at 12:15 already
"Your new fridge will be delivered between 07:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m." Delivery fuck at 8:59 p.m.: "'ello gov'ner!"
I can do better: The postman says he will bring the package tomorrow. I sit at home all day waiting for the package. The package does not come. I go out for dinner and when I leave the house I see that there is a pick-up invitation because I was supposedly not at home.
i live on the corner of the street,... in a house, and the pakage guy stops in front of my window. i've been pavloved'd to check outside if i hear the package truck motor or the beep beep when he opens the truk door.
My package at 16:13
Glad for you, my life will be delivered between now and later. Still waiting.
So you make sure you get home at 12:15 to be on time for the package. Now there are two options; there is a pick-up invitation because I wasn’t home, or the package doesn’t get delivered that day at all.
You wait till15:30 and see the delivery guy not ringing but throwing a card on your porch about you not being there
Hermes be like "between 11 and 14" and then at 21 "sorry we missed you, maybe tomorrow" 5 days in a row while you didnt leave your front door for a single second