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hobbitoperator1

Then there was Brother Arnoldo, who praised the Lord through the act of punishing his body in massive training sessions, while others prayed he trained, while other shed tears for the Lord, He shed sweat and upon one day he noticed he couldn't fit through the door: his body had become a temple fit for The Ancient Greek Gods, perfect in form, but his gains meant he lost his way and entry to the monastery. Cry, for this God is cruel, to so abandon a faithful servant. Pray for Hermes and Nike, for they do not let down an athlete, but shower them in Golden Laurels!

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gaboxeidolon

Howwould u prevent jerking off?

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stonetoss

We should be putting those everywhere.

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iamonthelist

Looks more like a big glory whole

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robbie_rocket

32cm? It’s wider than it looks then.

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shittyop

Captain : it was actually a blotched restoration works by some dumbass for the old building.

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freedomfries916

My dick would never fit through that... sorry, but good jokes have to be a little nuts at times. It would be easier to fit through if it wasn't fore skin. Ok I'll stop.

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shaddy616

Reps for Jesus

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drakoniis

Para a semana é a minha vez de postar isto

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awwsome1109

The first time i know 1 of 7 sins is gluttony, i was thinking like why ? Why gluttony ? And then now i know

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