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baldros

Average lifespan would be around 12 years But those would be some goddamn fine 12 years

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lol_i_cannot

ah yes, going to a cabin during the summer at least 5 humans that can take you for a walk or just play eating expensive dog food and the occasional grilled steak chilling in the trunk of a bigass SUV, during road trips got worms ? no big deal you got health insurance

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aydendankworth

I sometimes fantasize about being upper class

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jaded_pepe

A dog's life seems pretty good when I look at mine

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catoblep

In US and A where they dont walk you so you have to piss indoor

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sproutz

I fantasize about being my own dog Seems weird but at least I'm sure it would go well

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geheime

fix'd

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the55way

Castrated?

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huffnagel

With 3 hot daughters who like to experiment

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monkeyboydk

The dog you deserve to be!

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