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estbetbinjail

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zahrim13

Obviously you underestimate Disney's obsession with deleting and degrading the white male character. They will just make Tarzan a female

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thewetback

Wait 'till they reboot it with a Black Jane.

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bukgakov

They will put a strong female character called Tarzana as the main character and Jane will become James who will be a whiny, spoiled, rich brat. To ensure diversity and inclusion he will have a really resourceful black lesbian friend who basically guiding him through life - as without her he wouldn't survive. She will pass this responsibility to Tarzana and she will find true love as the new partner of the non-binary, latinx antagonist who turns out to be a victim of the circumstances. This also gives an opportunity to a prequel movie for the antagonist character.

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thebaitking

Is that so?

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hoschideluxe81

Just make him gay.

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gnap_

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buff_bunny

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barakushi

hehe, win win for me. if its white, i won. if he black, we can laugh :D

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sendwelp

Oh he can be white no problem, but his love interest will be black or mixed, and they're gonna have no chemistry because she's gonna be strong and independent and they'll have to swing on separate lianas.

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