Is this too much to ask?

Yes..

If she digs it, drill it

masturbate.

But god has a nice sense of humar it seems, so you get one or nun

I actually see that men have a hard time with this. But me? Spit in my mouth, make me swallow, and take me for mimosas.

Ah yes, the sex.

For normal people, no. For a 9gagger, absolutely.

I don't get it? What's relationship, what's sex?

yes, the seqs... I have tons of it.

For many people, it's entirely too much to ask for.