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meme_ref

How a joke can backfire because Dumbfuckistanis don't have a smaller measurement to bring into the joke than a small fucking barrel. If the joke would've had the father lifting 1 liter, it would've made perfect sense. Now the joke makes no sense, Dumbfuckistani style.

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mihaisirett

No sex for op next 6 mon .. oh, wait ...

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anura5s

Captain here: The wife dislikes his ease of jumping to unscientific conclusions instead of running a statistical analysis of how milk packages' weight is distributed in stores.

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usernqme

Okay, and I imagine if I'll always buy 3gallons(packs of 6L) at the store, and think it's okay to go buying another pack... I'm a fucking squirrel like OP ???

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chigga2020

She meant buying milk from store dumb ass

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free_elf

you could have grabbed her titties if she was breastfeeding

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tacocholo

Why do you need a gallon of milk if you have one at home to lift?

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mnkona

Nope there is more gravity to the situation in the store.

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pleshkaandrew

In Russian, the phrase "бросить палку" means "to throw a stick", which also means "to fuck someone" in slang.

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josykapunkt

Could've come from ma boy

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