Been spending most their lives livin’ in the geezer’s paradox

I'm at least 3 Os of sooo cool, right now.

I don't care. I'm awesome!... .

Literally yesterday I saw myself in the reflection of a glass wall and thought: I look like cool guy from high school who fuck a lot and shit with money But I am much older and poor and lonely so.... fuck.

6th grade. Recess. I was playing dodge ball, jumped, did the splits, split my shorts. Had to duck out of the game, go to the gym, and wear my gym shorts the rest of the day. ... A week later I ask my friend why nobody gave me any shit? Nobody noticed, or knew, or had any idea. Oh, pretty much nobody cares about me and my shit? Interesting. And on that day, I was set free. Because I learned, aside from rare people/events? Tomorrow nobody really gives a shit about what you do today.

You're only cool if you don't care about being cool AND other people think that your behavior is cool. For example, you can stop showering entirely because you don't care, but being gross isn't cool.

I really want uncool sunglasses. I hate the way sunglasses make you look cool when I just want to protect my fucking eyes

As long as we're all on this platform, none of us is cool.

well I'm 61 and I'm very cool.

I realized this at 14 when my "girlfriend" broken up with me. Very liberating when I stopped giving a sh*t about how people thought of me