If there were memes 60 years ago...
Looking for a captain: Ever since I was a kid, I'd end up feeling genuinely sad (for up to a few hours) over unreal scenarios as these, meaningless "feelings felt" by inanimate objects (such as an old book "feeling" hurt that its no longer being used). Also, I'd make up scenes that haven't happened (of people feeling hurt by socially awkward situations or something) in my head. Give it to me straight, have I always been retarded, crazy, or normal...
Doggo : I never Laika-d her any way. She always telling she wanted some space.
He handled it Laik-a boss