20 Comments
jam_it
Don't get a stupid wife
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leblancsara
Ask her if she eat those roses.
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mirchole
Damn that fortune cookie didn't hold back
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ank21
So the cow is his wife, and shes mad at him for calling her a cow.
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daerudite
If she's angry at that, get another wife
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sirmemington
Case in point. You added a little something extra to your wife's lunch and got some attitude for your trouble.
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the_seks_haver
Nail paint?
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stargager
Your wife, by being angry, becomes what was prophesied herself.
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dashiznitz
True true
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guess you got your answer. the fortune is true