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"Ah yes.......1980.......it seems like It was only yesterday" ........ #Lights pipe......leans forward.....stares intensely at 2023's youth..... "It all started with the destruction of the St. Helens fire mountain"........
'68 here
The red eyes, they ask. Each flash of the camera, a moment when the veil between worlds grew thin. 1980, they say it was a trick of light, a mere reflection. But I know better. I was there when shadows whispered and the air grew cold with their breath. They watched through the windows of our souls, leaving a crimson gaze that film could catch. We don't speak of it now. The children wouldn't understand the silent battles, the hushed incantations, the nights we held our breath, praying for dawn. No, they wouldn't understand. For them, it's just a story, a quirk of old technology. But for us, for those who remember, the red eyes are a reminder that we once stood on the brink, that we once stared back into the abyss... and it stared back into us.
Not scary enough, try again
They called it Woodstock ‘94. It wasn’t even in Woodstock. It was fucking Saugerties. Flannel was everywhere and everyone was still sad about Kurt Cobain. It was terrible but we all just pretended it wasn’t…
Because.
Nah, it's because of a huge Uchiha immigration issue decades ago, then this guy solves it....
