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storyhowler

Plot twist: they did read your resume and you got the janitor job.

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serbillybutter

I wrote that i once threw a parachute out of a plane and jumped after it and caught it mid air on my resume.

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amilcare_dux

so you are not a teamplayer is what you are saying.

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aleandersky

They just figured that you are illuminati.

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fleischerjoe

How's changing a light bulb an upgrade?

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raidribu5

How'd you change that yourself? When we do it takes six guys

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wysvlacc

You know I've seen that comment before here on 9gag.

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shauhammer

Looks like a case of Linkedin flu

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