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The 'single handedly' bit was pretty accurate.
Probably best not to mention falling off the ladder, good call
How would you describe being a bee keeper and selling honey in your resume?
Forgot that you were a pioneer in reducing the carbon footprint.
Linked-In in a nutshell.
Me: I was Aziz in the Fifth Element.
Idk, even I change light bulbs there are usually a ton of safety incidents
Is lucifer
I bring light
Would you like to write mu CV???