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dutch_dirk

The 'single handedly' bit was pretty accurate.

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narfted

Probably best not to mention falling off the ladder, good call

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alekillo10

How would you describe being a bee keeper and selling honey in your resume?

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jbest7985

Forgot that you were a pioneer in reducing the carbon footprint.

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douboong

Linked-In in a nutshell.

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fissionx

Me: I was Aziz in the Fifth Element.

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thebluemorpho

Idk, even I change light bulbs there are usually a ton of safety incidents

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danielsorola

Is lucifer

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qyukinae

I bring light

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8sky

Would you like to write mu CV???

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