Guess,what's this ?

A machine for every 9gagger

An invitation?

"my wife passed away over a year ago, and this is all I have to remember her by"

Incert coin

Dude this looks sooo scetchy, like a dick donor machine. You stick it in there, it lures you in with that pussy, and then theres a guillotine and chops it off.

Random jerk off machine?

sperm bank? haha