Wait a damn minute ..

Truth hits hard.

The man that Is teaching children how to shake hands properly

Unless you're shaking hands with a 9gagger, almost every hand has also held a titty in it at some point.

Those are rookie numbers

Hey, as long as it is washed

This. This is why I don't want to shake your damn hand.

I hold it with my left. Wanna know something else?every mouth you’ve kissed had atleast one dick in it.

So what ? I put those in my mouth !

Then only shake hands with left handed guys, problem solved.