Truth hits hard.
The man that Is teaching children how to shake hands properly
Unless you're shaking hands with a 9gagger, almost every hand has also held a titty in it at some point.
Those are rookie numbers
Hey, as long as it is washed
This. This is why I don't want to shake your damn hand.
I hold it with my left. Wanna know something else?every mouth you’ve kissed had atleast one dick in it.
So what ? I put those in my mouth !
Then only shake hands with left handed guys, problem solved.