Use in case of emergency!

... or you buy a Ford and you can shit inside.

I am pretty sure that this toilet seat is rather difficult to use on the go, I would suggest to use it on the sop.

Bumper Dumper

If one wheel looks like taco thuseday after a hard day at work, just tell your neighbour you hit a really big squirrel

You'll not only end up spraying the tire, but your pants too. Just don't ask me how I know.

You might as well just stick your butt out the window.

If only the human body had been designed to, I don’t know, squat or something.

Car has shitty brakes anyway

Back in my day we looked for a tree, put down our pants and pooped. Then we shoveled some dirt on it. Why do you need a seat? Can't hold all that american freedom?