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coconuts_

This is the lock picking lawyer and today we have a special lock which has some custom in built security features. In any case this can easily be bypassed using this cutter I sell on covertinstruments.com. As you can see folks not only is this illegal but also very ineffective and I wouldn't recommend it. If you like my content please like and subscribe, have a good one.

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thanhame

I have the exact same bike lock. The yellow U lock of course, not the grenade one.

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sporks_are_cool

In Holland we have a very simple rule. If you park your bike in a high risk area (train station). Always make sure your lock is more expensive than your bike.

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leviathan87

As long as you hold down the handle the thing wont spark. Just hold it down and put the ping back.

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tianotom

Hold the lever, pull the pin, then put the pin back in... ...that way you don't need any scissors

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eodbatman

The grenade is technically easier to remove as a security feature. You can't trust the handle though, the Russians have a design that looks identical to a regular grenade that explodes immediately if you depress the spoon. Just your friendly neighborhood bomb tech. Flies away

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pavych

1) put a bullet inside the tube under the seat 2) rig it 3) watch as thieves get a second asshole

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moonbook

Typical Dutch things…

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adsanchis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Thieves

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avilas2

Remind me... Is rigging your stuff to be lethal to people mishandling it, ilegal? I would imagine yes, but I don't know.

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