He's angry but he'll be fine

If he was really angry, he wouldn't need teeth to make a bloodbath.

Many, many nose toots

I know it’s bad but I laughed so hard it hurt the back of my neck

No claws? Are you some sort of psychopath?

I hope someone ties you to a chair and tickles your feet for 3 hours.

The cat is drugged. You can see by the awkward way his back legs are lying. He also looks to be in a clinic. You're forcefully holding him while he has no way to escape or defend himself. WTF is wrong with you for thinking this is funny?