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36min? who eats a hotdog that slow?! XD
I should be dead by now
Well, I buy a 24 pack just for myself whenever I get groceries and I eat them 6 at a time in one sitting. So I'm losing around 15 hours total of my life every time I finish the package... That doesn't sound nearly enough. I should eat more hot dogs.
It "could" also add 5 hours to your life. Bet the 95% confidence interval includes the possibility that hotdogs increase life expectancy.
but doesn't jerking off increase 5-15 minutes on your life? I jerk off more than i eat hot dogs. I a. not worried.
I e eaten enough that I should’ve died 8 years ago
doc : you have 5 me : 5 what doc : 4 3 2 1
Just put enough toppings on to make it take 37 minutes to eat.
So 14,600 hot eaten= 1 year lost?
Joey Chestnut is living proof that this is bullshit. Either that or he's an adept of necromancy.