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abby277182727

Its a microwave oven in the room next door

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voteharoldsaxon

It's Spinal Tap

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dizzledoe

That’s like my dads farts after eating dinner. For about 2 hours and every 18 minutes he lets out gigantic horse sized farts. Like the entire colon just emptying at once and can be measured on galactic scales

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sucuk_sandwich

It's a fart

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notezio

It's a trap

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arminrepic

Quasar

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djoni_sins

Probably OP's mom chewing on my dick.

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noobie_guy

Wasn't there a short story about aliens. It went like stop your communication they might hear you. I'm forgetting the name of the story

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peshalot

Nope nope nope! Shut it the fuck down.

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al_sim

Magnetar

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